The Great Binge: Archive

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Jan 10th

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Dec 27th

Dec 11th

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ONE OF MY 3 PAPERS

IS FINISHED.

Dec 9th

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Dec 9th

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“Those are the most dangerous people; the dudes who didn’t get laid....”

– Louis CK

Dec 8th

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Dec 8th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 5th

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Dec 4th

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Dec 4th

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 3rd

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Dec 2nd

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Friend on Facebook is liveblogging herself giving birth. “5 centimeters :)” What the fuck.

Dec 2nd

I miss her already. 18 days. Let’s do it.

Nov 29th

Anonymous asked: You're just the luckiest muddafucka on the planet.

Nov 20th

She’s sitting across from me playing with my phone and trying to beat my high score on Fruit Slice. I can’t even begin to describe how ecstatic I am right now.

Nov 20th

Nov 17th

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Nov 16th

“OH NO FUCKIN WAY MR. PANTS! I SHOT YOU IN THE FACE!”

– My Brother, Whilst Playing Battlefield 3

Nov 9th

It’s the Modern Warfare 3 Midnight Release. I’m hiding from the masses pooping. Need I say more?

Nov 8th

Nov 7th

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Nov 4th

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My puppy just ran into my room to bark at me (telling me she wants to go outside) and out of her excitement slipped on my hardwood floors and landed on her face. She’s fine. But I’ll be damned if I didn’t laugh so hard it hurt.

Nov 3rd

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1600 words in the last half hour. My brain is going to fucking fall apart.

Nov 2nd

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Idiot Classmate: What's this stupid Occupy Wallstreet thing about? Those kids are so dumb.
Me: (Insert Explanation of Occupy Wallstreet and Why Those Kids Aren't Dumb Here) 
Idiot Classmate: Wow. So those banks have a lotta money, huh? 
Me: Yeah.
Idiot Classmate: Ooh! I bet whoever owns MTV has a lot of money too! 
Me: Wha...sigh. Sure.

Nov 2nd

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